Redneck Baby

You might be a redneck if your baby's first words were, "Attention, K-mart shoppers."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Three men were in a sauna...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference
Blonde with Money	The Blonde and the Worm	Yo Mama's So Fat... Showered	Donkey and Onion
Lawyer in a Tree	Jane's Addiction	Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Car Hijinx!
Yo mama's breath stink so bad...	Hack Golfer	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Microsoft and a Halter Top	Pop Goes The Blonde	Hiding In The Closet	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches
Clinton -vs- Titanic	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Yo mama's...Ugly
Yo Mama... Shotgun	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?	The Answer	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment
Circumcisional Evidence	Texan Poetry	Yo mama's...Hair	Eternal Judgment
Pre-Paid Plan	Clinton's First	Bob Dole	Dinner on the Road
Blonde Brushing Hair	You're Like A...	Yo mama's...Ugly	Cerebral Blonde
Boy Scout	Wedding Night	Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Yo mama's... easy
Yo mama's So Fat... Black Dress	You're A Redneck If...	Hanging With Rednecks	And You're Not Even Drunk
Bzzzz	Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard