Elvis vs. Al Gore

What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?

Some say Elvis is still alive.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	My First Time	What's Worse?	Attention-Seeking Redneck
Goathead! Goathead!	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Yo Mama's so Fat... God
A little boy wrote to Santa ...	Lawyers in the Trees	Pickup Truck Full of Blondes	Yo mama's So Fat... Smiles
Redneck's Last Words	Dirty Tricks	Fifty-Dollar Bet	George W. Drowning
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Cyber-Blonde 3	Clinton's Interns	Screw The World
Lawyers' Birth Control	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's So Stinky	Yo mama's So Stupid
An Act of Charity	What is LXIX?	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop
Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	What A Wheat-y Blond Joke	Honeymoon	Lawyer-Client Relations
Adjustable Steering Wheels Are Funny	Which Hole?	FLAT BLONDE	Blonde Mixup
Person 1: Did you know Saddam has a bounty?	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	I Can't Drive 69
Blonde in a Tree	Obese Michigan Mammas	Yo mama's so short...	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
500 lawyers in the ocean	Gay Man in Church	Goverment Wrestling Federation	I Still Don't Get It
Mopeds and Fat Ladies	Yo mama's...Poor