Elvis vs. Al Gore

What's the difference between Al Gore and Elvis?

Some say Elvis is still alive.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blondes Strike Back	America has finally captured Saddam ...	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Poor Blonde
Blonde and Blonder	Confessions Of Sodom	Mom's Sponge	Taking Out the Garbage
Dead Blonde in Closet	Yo mama is so poor...	Yo mama's so Stupid	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Dream on	A Redneck Retaliation	Yo mama's So Ugly	A lady walks into her doctors office ...
Pee On A Ferrari	It's A War-Like Country	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Morning at the White House
Infectious Fast Food	Blondes and Turtles	Redneck Family Values	Yo mama's...Fat
Captain Hook's Death	Love At First Sight	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Egyptian Pick-Up Line
Afghani Fowl	Put It On Your Organ	Shriveled Lovin'	One-Armed Blonde
Dr. Doctor	Swicth Hands	The Wet and the Blonde	Fortune 500
Boo Hoo	Lip Service	Diplomacy Definition	Yo mama's So Old
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's so fat... scale	I Hit Two of My Best Balls	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's So Small	White House Synonyms	Hooked On Dem Jets	Bush Has Feelings Too
Potential & Reality	69