Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton and a lightbulb	Weiner Eater	Yo Mama's So Fat... Butt	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Talking Blondes	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex	American Divorce	Smart Pills
Big Tongue	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Pigskin Pro	Darn Crazy Kids
An Egyptian man is walking...	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Lightbulb... Arkansas	Flies on Poo
Yo mama's So Ugly	How do you drown a blonde?	Easter Egg Hunt	Name Those Tracks
Where's the Blow Hole	I Don't Like My Brother	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Yo Mama's So Old
Lunch Anyone?	First Class	Wedding Night Pranks	Yo mama's So Hairy
What do you call 88 rednecks...	Bombing Works	Yo Mama's... Ugly	Morning at the White House
What Is Politics?	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	The Lawyer & The Dead Man
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blondes in a Box	Arctic Hooker
What's A Truncheon?	Three Couples, No Sex	Blonde and Goldfish	Flies in a Lightbulb
Sin and Shame	Hitch Hike Up That Skirt	Hot Air Balloon	Count Chock Full of Nuts
Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Smokey the Bear