Bird it Through the Grapevine

Have you heard about the man who did it with a parakeet?

He contracted chirpes and the worst thing?

It was untweetable.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Skinny	Yo mama is so stupid...	Office English Dictionary	Yo mama's...So Hairy
Yo Mama... Christmas Corner	Blonde On a Ledge	Mr. Macho	Leeches
Scooby Doo	Streakers and Strokers	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Redneck Death
Five Pounds of Fat	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Modern Science	Irish Cream
You Can't Put HimTogether Again	Stone Surprise	Tasties in a Half Shell	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	West Virgin-ia	Stooooopid Mama	Bush Has a Short One
Man Walks Into a Lawyer's Office...	Euro-English Instead of German	Understanding Marketing	The Teacher's Gift
When is Your Girlfriend Too Fat?	Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	That Fly	Bleachin Yo Mama
Streakers and Strokers	World War III	You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Yo Mama's So Fat... Horse
You KNOW You're a Redneck	Jingle Blondes	Cinderella Gets Some Ash	You Might Be A Redneck...Rat Trap
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo mama's So Poor	Another Dumb Blonde	The Gynecologist's Glasses
Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's...Fat	Dinner's On The Table	Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub
Think About It	Lawyer Croaks