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A man approaches a beautiful woman in a supermarket.

“I’ve lost my girlfriend,” he tells her. “Can you stand here and talk to me for a few minutes?”

“Sure, but I don’t understand how that would help,” she replies.

“Well, every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, my girlfriend appears out of nowhere.”

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