Monica & The Rest Of Us

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White House, we just voted!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Mr. Macho	Little Girls Who Suck	Clinton and a lightbulb	Blonde Fish Killer
What Are Politics?	Baby boomers	Beatles	Another Dumb Blonde
Yo Mama... Shotgun	An Honest Lawyer	Bacon in My Ear	Osama is Celebate
Government Tactics	Tennis Balls	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter	Capitalism for Dummies
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Trucks and Babies	Lift Off	Gotcha!
Baby Talk	Blonde's Favorite Group	You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	77 vs 69
Monster Valentine	Caution: Condom Crossing	Three Girls Go Camping	Yo mama's So Fat... Nickname
One Good Deed	What a Gasser	Blonde Test	The Raffle
A Real Ball Buster	Yo mama's so ugly... stuck her face	Yo mama's So Fat	Viagra Diet
Hard Drive	Arkansas Scholars	Pops the Question	Yo mama's So Ugly
Surprise Package	Grandma's Birthday	A Helpful Man	50 Fun Things to Do in an Elevator
Getting Weighed	Yo mama's...Ugly	Gay Church	Yo mama's...Fat
Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Sneezy