You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Old Ladies and The Flasher	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Potatoes Hotatoes	Paraplegic
Redneck Ghost Story	Serenity Under Pressure	Respecting the First Lady	Instant-Win Airbags!
Early Stages of Viagra Development	Gay Picnic	Bush Fans	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day
Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding	Blonde Hits the Ground Last	I Feel Really Bad For The Post Office	Lawyers' Lucky Break
Johnny Big Head	Blonde Diet	There is this old couple and they have been ...	Blonde Boobies
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Scot Got Naught	Wedding Night	Into the Dust Bin Laden of History
Mary Had A Little Lamb	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	You Might Be A Redneck...Pool	Smokey the Bear
Lawyers' Birth Control	Taxation	Dinner's Ready!	Five Minutes to Midnight
Yo mama's so short...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Wakes Up	Breakfast of Champions	Three Dumb Hunters
Yo Mama's... Ugly	Waterlogged Blonde	747 Full of Lawyers	Blonde at the Appliance Store
Yo mama's So Fat... Leather	Helen Keller Joke	Yo mama's so fat... mayonnaise	Blonde and Brunette, Falling
Sex and Bridge	A Fashion Sense	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Seek and Ye Shall Find...
Winter Lovers	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet