You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama... Shotgun	Yo mama's So Old	Gore & Pantyhose	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...
Yo mama's...fat	Dear Old Dad	Stumpy Legged Pink Dog	Blonde Diet
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Shop At WalRusMart	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Clinton's Safe Sex	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	Gary Condit's M.O.	Turtle Soup
Lawyers in Lust	Yo mama's So Stupid	10	Yo mama's So Ugly
Honeymoon	Windows 666	Why don't witches wear panties?	Redneck Soccer
Yo Mama's So Poor	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Yo Mama's So Disgusting	Pre-Paid Plan
Princess Di and Thomas	Laptop	Soccer Blonde	Dubya 'Do.
Man and Pharmacist	Pretty Hair	The Blind Guy Polemic	Reagan and Clinton
Close But No Cigar	Your teeth are so busted...	Blonde Mixup	Yo mama's So Fat
Limbless Prostitute	Blonde Robbery	Scratch Those Thangs	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Yo mama's So Flat	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Runny Noodle	The Skeleton
Handy Blondy	Baby boomers