You So Ugly

You so ugly, last time you got ass was when your toilet paper broke!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Vibrators and Soybeans	Dubya Quotes	Bin Laid	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	A Prayer Before Dying	Fast Food	Jungle Gaiety
Blind Skydivers	Yo mama's...Stupid	Wallet and Genitals	What's green and smells like ...
Hey fatty	Blonde in Grocery Store	The Living Statues	Redneck's Medical Dictionary
One Side of a Phone Call between James Bond...	Backstroke Dolly	A Toast	Burying Osama
Clinton & A Screwdriver	A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	S & M	Squirrel Kickin' Back
Lawyers in Lust	Blonde...Bananas	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Sex Over-Easy
State Slogans	Dr. Feelgood	Yo mama's...Ugly	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Mail Order Blonde	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	You Might Be A Redneck	Babe Watch
Yo Mama's So Dirty	Yo mama's so nasty...	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's
Screw The World	The Hired Help	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish
Blonde Robbery	The Blonde Fox	The President''s Puzzle	I Nearly Pissed Myself
You Might Be A Redneck...Wine	Rejected Greeting Card -- Sorry