Lawyer vs. Snake

A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em? The snake had skid marks in front of him.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	Christmas in West Virginia	Where's the Soup?	Blonde Arrow
Yo mama's so fat...	Pacific Ocean Lawyers	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Little-Known Facts	Redneck Communion	Gay Picnic	Yo mama's So Fat
Double Wide	Did I do that?	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Grandma's Birthday
Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Yo Mama's Halloween	Homeward Blonde	Blonde In A Bathroom
Bad Day Blondie	State Slogans	Rules For Work	Cannibals
350 Pounder?	One day a hunter was walking...	Blondes and cow patties	Clinton the Computer Entrepreneur
Curly Sue	The Cross-Eyed Cow	Swim Meet	Snow Body Knows
Blonde Hits the Ground Last	A Flaky Blonde	Blonde and a Sock	Women Pass Less Gas
Yo mama's so dumb...	The Clever Lawyer	Yo mama's So Stupid	That's Really, Really Nasty & Practical
California Gay Whale	Studious Redneck	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo momma so so fat!
Gay Picnic	zzzzzz	Iraqi Funerals	Heaven's Gate
Yo mama's...Greasy	West Virgina's Most Confusing Day