Lawyer vs. Snake

A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em? The snake had skid marks in front of him.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	Dinner's Ready!	Yo Mama's So Stupid	Call Me Back
Helisoft	Blonde Fish Killer	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Exotic Male Dancer
It Burns	Paraplegic	Yo mama's So Poor	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Redneck Senior	Fork it up
Yo mama's So Stupid	Taxed Blonde	Still Together	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde in the Morning	Another Dumb Mama Joke	Yo Mama's So Fat... Panty Lines
Yo mama's So Fat	Monks Made a Mistake	Magic Watch	What Do I Look Like?
Yo Mama's So Fat... no birth certificate	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Yo mama so fat...	Latex Gloves
Toothbrush Salesman	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Cat's tail	Modern Science
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde Hide and Go Seek	The Golfer and the Leprechaun	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes
Beep Beep	SAG Meeting	Yo mama's So Stupid	Three Girls Go Camping
South Park Haters...	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Crossdresser Funnies	Eternity
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Yo mama's...Stupid