Lawyer vs. Snake

A snake and a lawyer both got hit by a car. What's the difference between em? The snake had skid marks in front of him.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde...Passenger	Lawyer and Vulture	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...
Paraplegic	Hot Air Balloon	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh	Drunken Man and Blonde
A Hole in the Head	Bush and Cheney Lunch	Ask The Doctor	Redneck Fly-swatter
Redneck Christmas Shopping	What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Donkey and Onion	Corduroy Condom
Blonde Secretary's Memo to her Boss	Pigskin Pro	Redneck Shopper	Redneck Wedding
You Might Be Tough	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Viva Las Vegas	Yo Mama's So Fat... Equator
Yo' Pops... Fat (what else?)	Sex Contract	Yo mama so fat...	Exotic Male Dancer
Definition of Suspicious	President Clinton & the Pope	Burger King	Crappy Date
I feel like chicken tonight	Soyburger vs dildo	Vandal Scandal	Bill Gates' Honeymoon
Yo mama's...Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59	Monica's First Look	Bush's Tragedy
Blonde Suicide	Genital Mutilation is Funny	How To Sell Lawnmowers	The Raffle
Yo mama's...Dumb	Blonde Confusion	Eye Rub	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...
Knock-Knock Blonde	George Dubya on a Sinking Ship