Jokes
Links

 

 

Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'

 
Bill Gates meets Hugh Grant at a Hollywood party. They are talking and Bill says: "I've seen some great pictures of Divine Brown lately, I sure would like to get together with her!"

Hugh replies: "Well Bill, you know ever since our incident, her price has skyrocketed, she's charging a small fortune."

Bill: "Hugh, money's no object to me. What's her number." So, Hugh gives Bill her number and Bill sets up a date.

They meet & after they finish, Bill is lying there in ecstasy, mumbling "God...now I know why you chose the name Divine."

To which she replies: "Thank you, Bill.....and now I know how you chose the name ..... Microsoft."

3 votes, And 359 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
Pencil
Dead Bird
Golf and Public Restrooms
Which girlfriend should I marry?
Coma
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Rub It
Michael Jackson's baby
Stay Home Blonde

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Yo Mama's So Dumb... 18 Not Admitted
Dr. Dre's Prognosis
Dad Eats Lightbulbs
Yo Mama's So Hunchbacked
Yo mama's So Lazy
Stick of Dynamite
The Golfer and the Leprechaun
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jenny Craig
Feelin' Blue
Reverend