Blonde's Earrings

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings?

A. Ankle holsters.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck College Grad	Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Optimistic Jack	Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...
Supermarket Mother	Blondes and cow patties	What did the blonde say after ...	Yo mama's...Stupid
Government Tactics	Whats the difference between Saddam Hussein ...	Womanly Secret	Bush and Cheney Lunch
Guys vs. Girls	Bush at the Wheel	Blonde and Drive-Thru	Understanding Marketing
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Blonder	Mama knows how to have fun
Star Dreck	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Blonde Horse Sense	Malcolm in the Puddle
Witchy Women	Clinton's Bookmarks	What's the difference between a blonde...	Yo mama's So Ugly
Man Beats Dog	Things Found Only In America	Birdie Poem	Put It On Your Organ
You Might Be A Redneck	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Microwave Cookery	You Might Be A Redneck...
Politically Speaking	Old Ladies and The Flasher	Yo mama so stupid...	Clinton's Lingerie
Brainy Blonde	Blond Restroom Attendant	Magic Watch	Viagra Coffee
Pops the Question	The Toothbrush And The Toilet Paper	Bombing Works	Mrs. Shagwell
Curd and Rod	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick