Blonde's Earrings

Q.Why do blonde women wear hoop earings?

A. Ankle holsters.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Hairclub for Women	Yo Mama's So Fat... Turned On	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Wal-marks the spot
Unlikely	Orgy at Never Neverland	Gorilla in Heat	A Real Watch Dog
Four Men and Their Dogs	Our Little Carrie Loves To Screw	Jingle Balls	Laxative Cough Therapy
Growing Old	Shop At WalRusMart	Perfumed Blonde	We're Talking Small
Blonde Rolls Back The Odometer	Get Your Feet Wet	The Fishing Spot	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Mouth Organ	Clinton Stew	Professor of Logic	Stuck in the middle
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	The Deer Hunt	A Shave and a Shine	Redneck Hitchiker
The Blonde and the Jumper	Clinton Poll	Stupid Blonde	Penguin and The Mechanic
Yo Mama's House Is So Small	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Cow with No Legs	Mail Order Blonde
Rednecks Talkin'	Captain Hook's Death	Yo mama's So Fat	The Invention of the Copper Wire
Scratchy Lottery	Code for Love	Blonde Driving	Big-Busted/Small-Busted Women
Microwave Cookery	Hanging With Rednecks	Vaseline Knob	The Definition of
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Parakeet Cereal