Redneck Drivers

The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: 'Oh, shit!' In Texas 94% said: 'Hold my beer. Watch this.'

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Not All Blondes Are Dumb	Yo mama's so fat... 90210
Sharper Than a Ginsu	Yo Mama's Work Ethic	Poker... or Her...	Bufallo Billy
Canni Ball!	Redneck Communion	Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Yo mama's...Stupid
Yo mama's...Fat	Yo mama's so hairy...	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Women Pass Less Gas
Blonde and License Plates	Bush and Son	The New 69	The Dough Boyz
Pitching a Tent	Louisiana Tourist Attraction	Yo mama's So Poor	Dr. Doctor
There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Yo mama is so old, she knew...	Redneck Family Values	Shrinking, Red Narcissist
Elephant and Man	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	The 69ers	Definition of Suspicious
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Redneck Religiousity	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Yo Mama
You Might Be A Redneck	I Can Tell This Job Sucks Already	Redneck Christmas	Turtle Soup
Getting Weighed	Yo mama's So Flat	What's Rough and Hairy?	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws
A good lawyer knows the law a great lawyer ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... VCR	Yo mama's So Flat	Blonde Rows of Corn
Icy Blonde	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur