Redneck Drivers
 
The U.S. Government decided to take an experiment to see what people say right before they get into an auto accident. 89% of the people in 49 states said: 'Oh, shit!' In Texas 94% said: 'Hold my beer. Watch this.'

119 votes, And 1130 Hits
Rating:

 .: Random 50 Funny Jokes
I Just Wanna RideYo mama's...FatThings Just Fallin' OffTalking Blondes
HeffahumpQuestions Not To Ask In Foreign LandsYou are a Redneck...Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped
The Dough BoyzViagra CoffeeBlonde at the Doctor'sYo Mama's so fat... quarter
CondomsFeel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!Yo Mama's So Fat... rollsBird-Brained in Helopisa
Age-Old RiddleRedneck Job InterviewThings Dubya Shouldn't SayStar Dreck
A Few Good MenLittle Johnny's HalloweenPoor Old ManYo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Getting WeighedYour Profession and Your LibidoLegaleseGary Condit's Clock
Rules of the SouthA Mall OrderTap Dancin'Gay Irishmen
Pretty HairYo mama's...StupidFly AwayStumbling and Mumbling
And You're Not Even DrunkIn a murder trial...A GUT-WRENCHING FART STORYYo Mama's So Bald... Rub
Definition of AgonyWhat's Your Poison?MasterCard For MenYo mama's...Dumb
Blonde's FinalsYo mama's...UglyYou are a Redneck...Maxi Pad to the Fart
Yo mama is so dumb...Yo Mama's So Fat... Scale
   

.: Most Popular Jokes
Another Dumb Blonde
Pencil
Dead Bird
Which girlfriend should I marry?
Rub It
70 Ways to keep a women happy
Golf and Public Restrooms
Coma
Michael Jackson's baby
Viagra Overdose

.: Highest Rated Jokes
Pharmacist Phun
Things Couldn't Be Nurse
Ancient Chinese Torture
Children and Cars
Things Just Fallin' Off
Love Is Blindness
Sunday School
OSU
The Principal of the Elementary school, went ...
Hot Tomato