Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Skydiving	Yo mama's so poor...	Sunroof You All Night Long
It's Not Genetics	Redneck on the Roof	Swinging Redneck	A bear was chasing a little rabbit...
Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	What's Black?	Backstroke Dolly	Greek Navy
Glories of old age	Male Masturbation	Fire Truck	Husbands' Performance
Slippery Doorknob	Deathbed Lawyer	Lawyers Aren't The Only Ones To Object	The Businessman's Medical Problem
Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Blonde With License	Pervert Psychiatrist	Romantic Pink Slip
Blonde in Grocery Store	What do you call Satan and a lawyer?	Keep Gabby Reece Away	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong
OSU	Blonde in the Morning	Your teeth are so busted...	Hairclub for Women
Blondes and Fun	Redneck Computer Lingo	Tap Dancin'	Cosmopolitan Redneck
Fat Woman	What's Your Poison?	George W. and Moses	Yo mama's So Poor
The Farmer's Daughters	Support Group for Yo Fat Mama	Yo Mama's so hairy... armits	Yo mama so dirty...
Dolly's Kids	Your teeth are so busted...	Taliban Poetic Justice	In school one day, the teacher decided that ...
How to Sell a Bible	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day