Lightbulb... Arkansas

How many Arkansas policemen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, Clinton does all the screwing!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Work for the Government When:	Lab Monkeys	Work Blows	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Paper Street	Blonde's Vocabulary	The Great Wiener Caper	Blond Father
Yo Mama's So Fat... Space	Yo Mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Fat	Tennis Balls
Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Dr. Doctor	Satisfaction	Yo Mama's so fat... band
Signs Your Co-Worker Is a Hacker	Womanly Secret	Travelling Salesman Joke No. 44892	Yo Mama's So Fat... watch
Redneck Teeth	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	Yo mama's so stupid...	A Country War
Yo mama's...Door	Family Honor	Pre-Paid Plan	Yo Mama's So Poor
Jokes On You, Teacher	Gary Condit's Pants	10	Malcolm in the Puddle
Yo mama's...Bus	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	A man with a pegleg, hook hand and...	Blonde Test
Little Green Balls	Sex Relatively Speaking	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Ouch!
I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Confucius...Sausage	A Definite Definition	Barbie's Christmas Beau
Hillbilly Newlyweds	Legalese	Yo Mama's So Ugly	The Wonder Bra
Bill Gates and General Motors	Turtle Soup