Designated drunkard

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rosebud	Grossische Joke	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	Yo mama's...Fat
Masochism Tango	Beer Consumption	Hang Man	Yo Mama's So Fat... Ocean
Loitering Mama	Bedside Confession	You Might Be A Redneck	Windows 666
The Cross-Eyed Cow	Baking Blondes	You're So Poor	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Legs Open	Eye Rub	Material Lust	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme
Blonde's Medical Exam	Yo Mama's So Skinny	Me, I want a hoola hoop	Wedding Night
Capitalism for Dummies	Jack and Jill II	SF Pregnancy Rate	Blonde's Air Conditioner
Coming to America	The Fly	Hot Enough For You?	Lawyer-Client Relations
Mommy, Mommy!	You Might Be A Redneck...Dog	Yo mama's So Nasty	Little Johnny is Number One
Yo Mama's So Small	You Work for the Government When:	Pothead Shopper	Blonde Bird Watcher
There were two blondes at the park...	Sheep Soup	Blonde and Doorknobs	Lawyer and Sperm
Genealogy	Yo mama's... easy	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...	Doctor Demented
Jack and Jill II	Elephant and Man