Designated drunkard

Rednecks don't let friends drive home drunk, they get drunk and ride with them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Redneck College Grad	Beer Consumption	Clinton and a lightbulb
Yo mama's So Fat...Speed Bumps	George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Hang Man	What are you thinking about?
The Blind Man	You Work for the Government When:	The Blind Man and the Whore	Punk 'n' Parrot
Yo mama's So Poor	Ask The Doctor	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Thank You For Flying With Us
Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Painting A Wall	Bed Football	Yo mama's So Fat
Walk the Walk	One day a blonde went into a department ...	Thermos and Blonde	Clinton & A Screwdriver
Actual Police Quotes	Yo Mama's Underwear	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Peopling The Earth
In Arkansas They Got Grody Teeth	Ghetto Mama	Texan Poetry	Life Saver
Boo Hoo	Yo mama's...Stupid	Not So Saved by the Bell	Sliding Doors
Pre-Paid Plan	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Close But No Cigar	More Zombie Baby Jokes
Gross Grandma	A little boy wrote to Santa ...	A Few Good Lawyers	Sneezy
Women and Pool Tables	Friendly Neighbors	Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Guess What I Am?
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	The Eyes Have It