Yo mama's so fat... belt

Yo mama's so fat, she has to put her belt on with a boomerang.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

What, No Golden Goose?	Really Bloody Mary	Meat Department	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Blonde Snowman	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre	Attention-Seeking Redneck	Yo mama's...Fat
Your Parents Messed Up	The 11th Commandment	Difference Boy & Girl	Blonde Joke
Beautiful?	The Poopie List	Oscar Meyer	Sharks and Lawyers
Icy Blonde	What would you do?	I Don't Like My Brother	Surfing USA
Family Honor	Confusing Blonde	Yo mama's so fat... Satellite Dish	Get Your Feet Wet
Three Girls in the Desert	Tap Dancin'	Redneck Hitchiker	Lawyer-Client Relations
Cook	The Redneck's Milk	A Roomful of Rednecks	Surprise Package
Clinton Broke the 11th Commandment	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Blonde's Bad Day	Eternity
Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Vaseline Knob	Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's so stupid... parking meter
Monkey Business	Don't Kick the Animals, Man	You Might Be Tough	Dead Blonde in Closet
Feel the Hot Burn of Shame!!!	Yo Mama's So Fat... World	Brooklyn and Women	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Fair-Haired Science Fair	Two Old Ladies