Sheepish

What do you call a West Virginian which a sheep under each arm?

A pimp!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Yo mama's...Fat	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE
Little People have little...	Fishermen with Skills	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Fast Food
Yo mama's so fat...	Adam and Eve, Surprised	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	Blonde's Backseat
100,000 Frenchman	Yo mama's So Poor	Birdy	None
You Might Be A Redneck...Hat	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	The Archaeologist's Wife	Blondes Doing the Wave
Lightbulb... Arkansas	Yo Mama's So Poor	Sexual Olympics	Fooled You
I See You!	Para-shoot	The Deer Hunt	Vaguely Obscene Nun Jokes
Innie Weenie	Elephant Physiology	Lawyers' Birth Control	3 Men, 3 Wishes
Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	You might be a redneck if...	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Sits in the Forest
Chilling with the Eskimo	The Blond Date	Finder's keepers	Yo Mama's Poor Christmas
Heckle Me Harder	Drastic Diet	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements
God Smiles on Blondes	Magic Watch	Lamaze Class	Baked beans and their delightful tune
You Might Be A Redneck... Ammo	Yo Mama Like a Stamp