No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal?

Dick.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Two Blondes and a Lake	Yo mama's so fat... school	Snow Off-White	I've Got Shingles
In The Navy	Pee On A Ferrari	Blondes and Cops	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti
Yo mama's So Ugly	Clinton & KFC	First Cut is the Deepest	The Teacher's Gift
80-Pounder	Winnie the Pooh	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Woman Says, Man Hears
The Millennium Kid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	The Govinator	The Blonde and the Jumper
Annoying Boy on Bus	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	The Paperboy	The Skeleton
Upside Down Blonde	Blonde Shower	Thermos and Blonde	Leper Hockey
Pinocchio and Splinters	The Blonde & The Coke Machine	Greg Norman	Yo mama's...Stupid
You So Stupid	Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Homosexual
Little Green Balls	Gloves: Joke circa 1890	Yo mama's So Fat	Respectfully Cheating
You're A Redneck If...	Better Luck Next Time	And You're Not Even Drunk	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach
Yo mama's So Fat... Haul Ass	Yo Mama's So Ugly....Coma	Yo mama's So Dumb... Locked	Jack and Jill and Modern Economics
911	Blonde and Brunette, Falling