No Arms, No Legs... Urinal

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs at a urinal?

Dick.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be Tough	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Redneck on the Roof
Heffahump	Twelve Inch Pianist	In The Navy	Confucious...Baseball
Something Borrowed, Something Blew	The Engineer and the Bike	It was so cold today I saw a lawyer with his ...	The Blondes' Revenge
Froggie Proposal	Lawyer vs. Snake	Modern Science	You Can't Put HimTogether Again
Taxed Blonde	Lesbian Harem	Blonde Test	Yo mama's So Ugly
Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Redneck Job Interview	Yo mama's So Fat	Nailing Osama
Yo mama's So Stupid	Paying the Price of Marriage	The Hired Help	Lawyers Off Bridge...
Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole	You Might Be A Redneck If...Station	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!
Saddam Hussein was sitting down wondering ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Beach	What's Your Poison?	Bill Of No Rights
I Guess That's Fair	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Microsoftie	C.E.O. D.U.M.B
You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	Tap Dancin'	Lift Off	He'n & She'n
Helisoft	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Definitely	Four Worms and a Funeral
Lift Off	Gross Grandma