747 Full of Lawyers

Q: Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of lawyers?

A: He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Energizer Bunny	Twelve Inch Pianist	Peanut In Your Ear	Yo mama's so fat...
Baby Mama	Yo mama's So Fat... Ironing	A Real Watch Dog	Yo mama's...Ugly
Star Dreck	Yo Mama's So Fat... rolls	Snakeskin Punny	A Hole in the Head
Snowmen and Snowwomen	Blonde on Fire	What's Worse?	The Seven Dwarfs
Yo mama's So Poor	Streakers and Strokers	Law School Graduation Gift	The Dough Boyz
Yo mama's...Stupid	Blonde Snowman	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	Empty Cheeze Whiz
Blonde Trying to Eat	Me, I want a hoola hoop	What is LXIX?	Blonde Cell Death
Sliding Doors	Three Hellos	A Vow of 'Celebracy'	You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo
We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's So Stupid	That's A Buncha Bull	Eating is a Sport
Office English Dictionary	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Joe and Wanda had a small apartment...	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Little Boy Blue	Flighty Blonde
The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Clinton Hijinx	Clinton & KFC
George Bush is so stupid...	Curd and Rod