Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Dinner's Ready!	Brace yourself	Einsteinium
Top 10 Funny Store Signs	747	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Greek Navy
Let's Play War	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Redneck Truck	Gore & Pantyhose
Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama's so fat...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey	New Priest In Town
Hand me downs	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Pee On A Ferrari	The First Lady's patriotic duties
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's so fat... door	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Condom Size Tester
Yo mama's smile	OJ's Airport Limo Service	Yo Mama's so Dumb... Fish	Monica & The Rest Of Us
Elevator Scene	Late AGAIN	Houston Schoolin'	Pops the Question
Attention-Seeking Redneck	Fooled You	Yo Mama is Like a Stamp	Ten Cents
Dye, Blonde, Dye	Rednecks Talkin'	Psychology Class	Computer Breasts
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Nun vs. Woman	The Raffle	She's So Blonde... Blood Test
Office English Dictionary	Homeward Blonde	Dirty Knees	Blonde vs. a Ritz Cracker
Saran Wrap	Bush got a coded message from Saddam