Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton Stew	Better Luck Next Time	Saddam Hussein	Dwarf Eskimo
Comfortable	Yo mama's so fat...	G-spot vs. a Golfball	Yo mama's So Fat
Sneezy	A Blonde with Earrings	Racists and Lightbulbs	A Leprechaun and his Bodily Fluids
All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Yo mama's So Ugly	Rush Limbaughs Chauffeur	Blondes and Iceberg
Monks Made a Mistake	Blonde E-Mail	Whitehouse Parrot	Jet Fuel Alcoholics
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	We take you now to the Oval Office
Glories of old age II	Please pass the mayo	Yo mama's So Stupid	Blonde Diet
Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shocks	Yo mama's So Stupid	What Is Politics?
Yo Mama's So Fat... Bus	Bleachin Yo Mama	Blonde Riding Shotgun	Yo mama's So Fat
Grosser than gross.. underwear	Bush and Gore, together again	Greg Norman	Atlanta School Board
Get Your Feet Wet	What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	Paraplegic
Blonde - Elmo Factory	Blonde and Blonder	Chilling with the Eskimo	SAG Meeting
Two Blondes and a Camel	A little boy wrote to Santa ...