Parakeet Cereal

What do you get when you run over a parakeet with a lawnmower?

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.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Doe a Deer	Yo mama's...Fat	Sex-Obsessed Blonde	Blonde in a Library
Mechanic's Lube	Blow pop	Yo mama is so stupid...	Blonde - Elmo Factory
Yo mama's So Poor	Aliens Attack	Blonde Diet	You're So Poor
Gay Picnic	Blonde with Chickens	A Shave and a Shine	You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo
The 11th Commandment	Yo mama's teeth are so big...	Popularity Is A Relative Term	Drunk Superhero
Rastavirgins	Sex Advice	Yo mama's So Stupid	Tasty, tasty fat!
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Flies in a Lightbulb	Yo mama's So Fat	On The Job Training
Taxi Fare	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Barbie's Christmas Beau	Sign On The Brothel
A Mall Order	The Brass Rat	Double Entendres Out The Wazoo	Blonde State of Mind
Definition of Suspicious	Yo mama's So Fat	Blonde and Tracks	Blondes and cow patties
Morning at the White House	Yo mama's...Fat	Bill Gates' Honeymoon	Heavenly Reward
Clinton's Finished Now	BlondeMotorWorks	Yo mama's so stupid...	The Wonder Bra
Yo Mama's So Fat... Yellow Raincoat	Smurfette