Rump Roastin'

Q: What did the butcher say when he backed into the meat-grinder?

A: Looks like I'm getting a little behind in my work!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Split Up The Middle	Grandpa Gets Off	Blonde on Socialism	Peeping Tom vs. A Pickpocket
Bush and Gore, together again	Things Just Fallin' Off	Blonde On a Ledge	Iraqi Funerals
Yo Mama's So Fat... Run	Prostitiute's Friends	Burger King	80-Pounder
A blonde goes into a music store and...	Little Voice	Flies on Poo	A Letter To Tide
Grass Eater	Where's the Blow Hole	Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Yo mama's So Stupid
I've Got Shingles	Upside Down Blonde	Yo mama's So Fat	Milking it
The Naked Truth	The Raffle	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Swinging Redneck
The Blonde and the Worm	Men and Women FAQ	Free Sex with Fill Up	Two Things In The Air
Icy Blonde	Catching Osama	Big Tongue	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish
You Big Tomato	Blonde In A Bathroom	Rosebud	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize
Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Yo Mama Lipbia	Yo mama' got sauce
Jingle Blondes	Blondes and Ice Cubes	You Might Be A Redneck If...In-Laws	Hanging with Blondes
Yo mama's...Stupid	Jack and Jill II