Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Monica's Testimony	Wife vs. Job	Computer Breasts	Dr. Feelgood
Fast Food	Yo Mama's So Ugly	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Canni Ball!
Soapy Sales	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	The Teacher's Gift	Wanted: Dead Or Alive
Can't Take You Anywhere	After the Honeymoon...	Bush, Cheney, and the Buck	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Christmas In Heaven	That's crazy	Be Careful With That Viagra	Gay Picnic
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo mama's So Stupid	Soyburger vs dildo	Snack Food
Natural Blonde	Lawyers' Lucky Break	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel	Yo mama's so fat... leg
Yo mama's...Stupid	Boy Scout	Shrinking, Red Narcissist	Young Couple
Bumper Crop O' Bumper Stickers	The Lawyer Who Was Too Big to Bury	Touchy Feely Cracky	Catching Osama
Blonde Nurse	Hi-Steppin' Mama	Blonde's Helicopter Lessons	Redneck Sex Ed
Ceramic Guys	Chew on this	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Yo mama's So Poor
Rednecks' Dogs	Say What Again?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Corpsalicious!
You Might Be A Redneck If...Six-Pack	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme