Five Pounds of Fat

How do you make five pounds of fat look sexy?

Stick a nipple on it.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Where's the Soup?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Clothes	Pickle in the Pants	F-A-R-M
Three men were in a sauna...	First Day Out	Quickie	Yo mama's So Hairy
Yo mama's So Ugly	Hard Drive	Minor differences	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin
Elmo's Redesign	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Baby, I've Got A Question For You	Redneck Ghost Story
More Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Capitol Parrot	Yo mama's So Fat	Baywatch
The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom	Yo mama's...Old	Yo Mama's House... Dusty	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat
Shriveled Lovin'	Adam Talks All About Eve	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	The Blonde and the Zipper
Elvis vs. Al Gore	Stuck in the middle	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toothpick	Lawyer-Client Relations
No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama is so dumb...	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's so hairy...	Man Beats Dog	Foul-Mouthed Hockey	Circumcisional Evidence
Come Early And Bring Your Lunch	Workplace Farting: Options Explored	You So Ugly	Blonde Test
Right of Way	Bill Gates and General Motors	Yo mama's So Nasty	Not Going To Try This Again
Attention-Seeking Redneck	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES