Lake Wannaswimma

Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake.

"How do I get to the other side?"

"Duh! You ARE on the other side!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Bush BM	Act Of God	Hot Tomato	Exotic Male Dancer
Old Lady Shakes	Dr. Feelgood	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
Yo mama is so fat she sells shade in the ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow	Yard Work Sign Language	Bush's Advisors
Dogs Take Their Licks	Dr. Doctor	Drunken Man and Blonde	Le Stinkers
Iraqi Law	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Nutty Hunters	Yo mama's...Fat
Keep It In Your Pants	Did I do that?	Blonde's Vocabulary	Blonde - Two Coats
Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	The Quotable Marion Barry	Beer Consumption	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles
Yo mama's So Poor	Brooklyn and Women	It was a hot day in Iowa. Helga hung the...	Small Things
Hillbilly Animal Etiquette	Yo mama's So Ugly	A blonde was cooking dinner	Blonde Horse Ranch
Dead Blonde in Closet	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?	Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Yo mama's so fat...	Vending Machine and Blonde	Disarming the Guard	Yo mama's So Ugly
Bird and Bloke	More Zombie Baby Jokes	Think About It	Yo mama's So Stupid
Gotcha!	The Lawyer and the Roadkill