Yo mama's...Skinny

Yo Mama is so skinny, she could hang glide on a Dorito.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Things Just Fallin' Off	You Might Be A Redneck If...Match	You Might Be A Redneck...Fingernail
Crab Cakes	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips	Bin Laden's Ruski Proposition	Windows 666
In a murder trial...	Fishing for a Week	Monster Valentine	You Work for the Government When:
Blonde Lightning Storm	Lawyer vs. Snake	Blonde's Favorite Group	You Might Be A Redneck...Chew
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Ice Hole	What A Woman/Man Really Means
You Might Be a Redneck if...	Material Lust	Coming Into The Closet	Rabbit Breakout
Walruses And Their Tupperware	Yo mama's...Ugly	Blonde and a Sock	Cubist Poo
Hi-Steppin' Mama	Elephant and Man	Blonde In A Bathroom	Le Stinkers
You Might Be A Redneck...Riviera	Condit Arrest	Proverbs	Keeping In Under The Kilt
Oh My God!	George W. and Moses	NASCAR	Microwave Cookery
Broom Factory	Halle Berry Bares All	Windows 666	The Housebroken Redneck
One-Eyed Blonde	The 11th Commandment	Juicy Squirt	Reasons for Being French
Pete's Wicked Blonde Ale	Blondes On Blonde Jokes