Leper Stew

How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yummy Mama	Baked beans and their delightful tune	Brace yourself	Fingers
Bartender	Suicide Attempt	Fred bin Flintsone	Line of Blondes
Arkansas Scholars	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Winnie the Pooh
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	With Andy Rooney	747	Blonde Basement
Yo mama's So Stupid...Hooked	Sex Math 101	One day a blonde went into a department ...	New FDA Alcohol Warnings for Booze Bottles
We take you now to the Oval Office	Blonde Kidnapper	Yo mama's so fat... pictures	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	A man at a retirement home was walking ...	George Bush is So Stupid...	Fishing for a Week
Strict Sex Schedule	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Bush and Gore, together again	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo mama's So Fat	Dubya 'Do.	Mrs. Shagwell	German Virginity
Government vs. Mafia	Yo mama's So Stupid	You Might Be A Redneck If... Prom	Blondes in a Box
Dutch Virgin	Redneck and Bugs	Yo mama's so fat... hospital	Fortune 500
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Beans & Onions: Delicious	Yo mama's...Fat
You're A Redneck If...	Christmas Bonus