Leper Stew

How do you make stew out of a leper?

Put him in a Jacuzzi and turn it on full.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde State of Mind	Clinton and a lightbulb	An Ugly Position	Blonde and Blonder
Helisoft	First Day Out	Concorde Humor	Yo Mama's so fat... broke
Redneck Spelling Test	Bird it Through the Grapevine	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	B-Day Sex
Blondes Doing the Wave	Blonde Luck	What did the blonde say after ...	Whitehouse Parrot
Yo mama's So Flat	Three words that describe Britney Spears	Yo mama's so poor, she only has...	Coming to America
Yo Mama's So Fat... Picture	Blonde's Vocabulary	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Woman Says, Man Hears
What do you call a prostitute's children?	A Redneck Retaliation	Chilled Crabs	Blonde's Tricycle
Paying the Price of Marriage	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'	Yo mama's So Poor	Blondes and Turtles
Return the Dog	Yo mama's... Roller Coaster	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Pinocchio and Splinters
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Irish Cream	Blondes and Fun	Chew on this
Blonde Bet	Clinton's Protection	Beer Translations	Paraplegic
Rules of the South	Blonde With Braces	A setback in Iraqi-American relations	Definition of Suspicious
Baby boomers	Shekshy Legsh