Law School Graduation Gift

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama... Shotgun	Adam's New Organs	Bush's Tragedy	Blonde Cell Death
Replacing Vanna	Jew Unit	Fast Food	Blonde Who Has it All
Yo mama's...Fat	Blondes in a Box	What's Black?	The First Profession
Call Me Back	Malcolm in the Puddle	Human Resource Lingo	Yo mama's So Fat
Adam 'n' Eve	Yo mama's so Nasty	You Might Be a Redneck if You Pee Like a	Yo mama's so nasty...
Riding in Cars With Boys	Executive Decision	Hamburger Helper	Old People And Nastiness
A Natural Blind	Shark Attack	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Yo mama's Teeth Are so Crooked...
What would you do?	The Skeleton	New Trend Diet	Walk the Walk
State Slogans	Microsoftie	Elephant and Man	Yo mama's...Ugly
The FBI, CIA, LAPD, and some Rabbits	Eternal Judgment	Virgins in Caves	Heaven's Gate
Jane's Addiction	Arctic Hooker	Parsley	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang	Yo mama is so dumb...	You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher
Clinton's DNA	You're A Redneck If...