Law School Graduation Gift

Q: What do you buy a friend graduating from Law School?

A: A lobotomy.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo momma so so fat!	The Shakes	Your Parents Messed Up	Yo Mama's So Fat... God
Genie and the Taliban	The Origin of Little Debbie	Yo Mama's So Fat... Tie	Beer Consumption
Yo Mama's...Old	Iraqi Funerals	Trucks and Babies	Yo mama's...Poor
The First Lady's patriotic duties	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Born	Redneck Death	Pervert Psychiatrist
What's funnier than a zombie baby?	Blonde Nurse	Yo mama is FUGLY	Jane's Addiction
Rednecks' Dogs	Blondes on a Rope	There is a Navy guy and a Marine...	Knock Knock... Sham
Kleenex	Bush Has a Short One	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Gary Condit's M.O.
A Few Good Men	Blonde lumberjack	Deep In The Fourth Quarter	Burnt Blonde Ears
Yo mama's... easy	Lightbulb...Californians	Salesman: A New One, Really	Fascinating
The 11th Commandment	After You	Yo Mama's Speed Dial	My Father, The Whorehouse Piano Player
Blonde's Wine	Yo Mama's So Old... Dreams	A Scottish tourist at his first baseball game...	Skip To My Fool
Gross Grandma	Yo mama's so stupid...	Out of T.P.	The Businessman's Lucky Seat
Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Dumb Crooks Roundup