Blondes and Turtles

What do turtles and blondes have in common?

If they're on their back, they're screwed!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Redneck... Fast Food	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Things Found Only In America	747
Blonde vs. Ratings System	What happens when a lawyer takes Viagra...	Deadbeat in a Bar	77 vs 69
Count Chock Full of Nuts	Pickle in the Pants	Yo Mama's So Fat... TV	Six Feet Under The Sheets
You Might Be A Redneck...Truck	Sleeping Beauty, Hercules and Don Juan	Blind Bunny, Meet Blind Snake	There is this old couple and they have been ...
Jackass	Confucious...Baseball	500 lawyers in the ocean	Adventures in Disneyland
You Might Be A Redneck If...Hairdo	Redneck Bubble Baths	Yo mama's....Halloween	The Seven Dwarfs
Yo Mama's So Fat... watch	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Surfing USA	Question...Sex Change
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Bush and Son	First Cut is the Deepest
Dream on	Grandma's Birthday	You Might Be A Redneck If...	Rope a Dope
M&M's	Empty Cheeze Whiz	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Condom Size Tester
A falling out	Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	Blonde's Salon	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding
Yo mama's So Fat	Hot Lunch	Mrs. Shagwell	Q & A...Shower
Shirt Words	Yo mama's so dumb... you were born