Taking Out the Garbage

Q: What is worse than ten dead people in one trashcan?

A: One dead person in ten trashcans!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so dumb... you were born	Split Up The Middle	Lawyer and Vulture	Yo mama's So Fat
What's blonde, brunette, blonde, brunette...	Yo Mama's So Dirty	Flour Patch	A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon
Learning to Fly	Yo mama's So Ugly	Perfumed Blonde	Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell
Higher Larnin'	Big Testicles	The Leper	Yo mama's So Fat... Pillowcases
How do you drown a blonde?	American Divorce	The Golden Fiddle	You're Like A...
Three words that describe Britney Spears	Smoke It	Yo Mama's so stupid... glass	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...
Men's English	Yo Mama's So Ugly... looked like her	Yo mama's So Stupid	Post Turtle President
Man Of The House	Grandpa Gets Off	Two Hookers	Lawyer-Client Relations
Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Yo mama's...Easy	Yo mama's So Fat... Sea World	Optimistic Jack
Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex	Yo Mama's So Hairy	Swicth Hands	Dirty Knees
Yo mama's so fat...	WINDERS 98	Redneck Baseball	Redneck Christmas Shopping
Party!	Yo mama's So Stupid	Rare Disorder	Barbie and Britney
What do Saddam and Miss Muffet have in ...	Keep It In Your Pants