You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Skydiving	Clinton & KFC	Pool	Yo mama's...Stupid
Executive Decision	Yo mama's so poor... shoe	Crab Cakes	What a Gasser
Blonde...Bananas	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Why did the blonde get fired...	Reagan and Clinton
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Technically and Reality?	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Funny Business
Snakeskin Punny	Meat Department	Snowmen and Snowwomen	That's crazy
Higher Larnin'	Massively Kewl Knock Knock Jokes!!!	Smart Pills	Gold Digger
Yo mama's So Hairy	Free Sex Contestants	Yo Mama's So Fat... School Bus	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Play Dead	Small Things	Elvis vs. Al Gore	Yo mama's...ugly
Daddies Bond Over a Beer	Sex Contract	Confucius...Sausage	Captain Hook's Death
Clinton's DNA	Work Blows	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Blonde Bedtime
Kiss Me I'm Blonde	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo mama and a rat	Osama Bin Laden's Halloween Costume
Fast Food for Rednecks	Ancient Chinese Torture	Yo mama's So Poor	Hillary Clinton's Crystal Ball
You Might Be A Redneck If...Tattoo	500 lawyers in the ocean