You Know You're Old

You know you're old when you refer to your waterbed as the dead sea.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Clinton's Music	Yo mama's So Old	What did the blonde say after ...	Elephant Tampon
Troubled Man	Jet Fuel Alcoholics	Osama = Crabs?	Microwave Cookery
Elevator Scene	Para-shoot	Yo Mama so Bald	Little Johnny is Number One
Tardy Blonde	Guys and Dolls	He's So Lucky, He's A Star	Hoshimota
A Blonde Party	Hanging With Rednecks	Hack Golfer	Arkansas Scholars
Drinker, Smoker, Homosexual	Yo Mama's So Fat... Moby	Carefully Placed Periods	Redneck Baby
Cris Cross	A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	The Blind Guy Polemic	Hands and Knees
Dentata	Sex Over-Easy	Yo mama's So Ugly	Blonde and Pizza
A blonde wearing a headset walks into a salon	Double Wide	Strict Sex Schedule	Blonde's Salon
Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Arkansas Toothbrush	Which Hole?
Racists and Lightbulbs	B-Day Sex	Dead Blonde in Closet	Brunette Meets Genie
Baking Blondes	Yo Mama's So Poor	Long Road Home	Yo mama's So Ugly
Mechanic's Lube	A setback in Iraqi-American relations