Spermally Speaking

"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Rent	List of Short Books	A Zoo Story	Hellacious
Bush's Tragedy	Corn Flakes	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	I've Got Shingles
Screwdrivin' Clinton	Yo Mama So Dry	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Blonde on Blonde Jokes
A blonde goes into a music store and...	Yo mama's so stupid... drown	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Erin Go Bra Shopping
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Sharing	Pre-Paid Plan	Condom Brands
Condom	Bishop And The Ass	Move Over Little Johnny	Yo mama's So Ugly
Bubba Gets Smart	The Nuns and The Blind Man	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands
You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Yo Mama is Like a Hockey Player	Piano Solo	What's the difference between a...
A Definite Definition	Blonde's Backseat	Blonde Mixup	We're Studying Hard
You're So Poor...Trashcan	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Your teeth are so busted...	Love Is Blindness
Fish Market	Broom Factory	Redneck and Bugs	Yo mama's so fat... runs
You Might Be A Redneck If...Dishwasher	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Blonde Half-Wit	Le Stinkers
Rules For Work	You Might Be A Redneck...Hat