Spermally Speaking

"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	Yo mama's So Fat... Turns Around	Clinton and a lightbulb	5 presidents are on a plane
I Just Wanna Ride	How To Get A Raise	Yo mama's So Poor	Something Borrowed, Something Blew
I feel like chicken tonight	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Stuttering Problem	Prostitiute's Friends
Yo mama's so dumb... battery	Gay Picnic	Invisible Carrots	Man Catches Crocodile
You So Ugly	Bush and Cheney Lunch	From Cradle to Ladle	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	Yo Mama's Teeth...	Mrs. Shagwell	Brunette Shopping
Blonde and Clock	Atlanta School Board	Yo mama's...Fat	The difference between boiling water and
A blonde was cooking dinner	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Cannibals
Shipwrecked	Fly Yi Yi	Yo Mama's So Hairy	No one is safe
Yo mama's...Fat	Baby Gates and Microsoft	Blonde Bird Watcher	Sneezy
Brace yourself	You Might Be A Blonde... Thesaurus	History Remembers Bill Clinton	Yo Mama's... Ugly
On a Deserted Island	It's What's For Dinner	Mick Jagger and a Lonely Scotsman	Yo Mama's So Small
You Might Be A Redneck	Skip To My Fool