Spermally Speaking

"Man," said one sperm. "When are we going to get to the fallopian tubes?"

"You idiot," said the other. "We haven't even left the stomach yet."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Baby Drink	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Blonde and Clock	Yo mama's...Stupid
Redneck Anthem	Gay Picnic	I Nearly Pissed Myself	JFKaput
Jingle Balls	100,000 Frenchman	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Laxative Cough Therapy
Blondes and Turtles	Question...Sex Change	What's Worse?	Multi-Balls
Yo mama's...Old	Yo Mama's So Stank	Yo Mama's So Poor... Kick	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Jeffrey Dahmer and Lorena Bobbit	Wal-marks the spot	Yo mama so po'	Beverly Hillbilly Bobbitt
Condom Dog	The Amputee Blonde in the Tree	The Paperboy	Yo Mama's Underwear
Yo Mama's So Fat... Jumped	Father and Son	Bimbo Joke	Never Seen A Priest
From Cradle to Ladle	In the back woods of Arkansas...	Florida Orange Growers	I'd Rather Have a Puppy
Don't Eat the Brown Ones	Greek Navy	Bulimic Bachelor Party	Fish Market
Why does the TV like the remote?	Chillin' Biddies	Yo mama's So Lazy	Yo Mama vs. a Winding Road
Bush is a Puppet?	Tiny Headed Man	Punk 'n' Parrot	Yo Mama is So Stupid
Authentic Grafitti	10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty