Redneck Christmas Shopping

You know you're a redneck when... you go Christmas shopping for your mom, sister, and girlfriend and only come back with one gift.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde's Bad Day	Coming to America	Cow with No Legs	Blonde Chainsaw Massacre
Highly Illogical	Cartwheeling for Cash	Pee On A Ferrari	Christmas Bonus
Lawyers in the Trees	Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Euro-English Instead of German	Shriveled Lovin'
Man goes to the nursing home to visit his 84 ...	What's Worse?	Clinton and the Pope	Yo mama's...Ugly
Runny Noodle	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Blonde and Tracks	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Clinton/Elian Gonzales	Your momma is so fat the back of neck looks ...	Funny Business
Sexual Olympics	The Redneck's Milk	Hans Across Iraq	Bulimic Bachelor Party
HMO Executive	Dirty Knees	Blonde - Detectives	Lawyer Brains
911	Proverbs	Pitching a Tent	Blonde's Coffin
Blonde Technology	What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	People Who Should've Won This Years Nobel Prize	Bad Dog, Put Fluffy Back
Redneck Christmas	Yo Mama Lipbia	Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	Blonde Passenger
Yo Mama's So Fat... Kick	Yo mama and a rat	Extra! Extra! Motorola Buys Enron	The Definition of
West Virginian Women	Hard Sleepin'