Redneck Grocrey

If your wife asks you to get some groceries, and you put on camoflage and grab a shotgun, you might be a redneck.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck..Books	Eating is a Sport	Comfortable	Your Parents Messed Up
Dick Cheney and the Bushes	Bush's Tragedy	What Are Ya, Chicken?	Yo Mama's so Fat... Sex
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Law School for Nuns	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	Blonde's Don't Drink and Think
Romantic Pink Slip	Thank You For Flying With Us	Fart Glossary	Our local drugstore was robbed of 500 bottles...
Yo mama's So Fat	What would you do?	Name Those Tracks	You So Stupid
Blonde Hide and Go Seek	Yo Mama's So Stupid	After the Honeymoon...	Shriveled Lovin'
Gary Condit's M.O.	Yo mama just gets dumber...	The Mailbox	Blonde NASA Engineer
Pothead Shopper	Banging and Banking	Bar... Alabama	32 Rednecks
Yo Mama's Speed Dial	The Teacher, the Thief & the Lawyer	Blonde's Air Conditioner	Yo mama's...Fat
Hard Drive	Yo mama's So Poor	Florida Orange Growers	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN
Ash Blonde	The Blonde and Her Melons	Blondes in a Convertible	Yo mama's so poor... skateboard
The Blind Man	Rhyming Riddles Are The Best	Blonde Half-Wit	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun
The Lawyer Has an Accident	Thirsty whale