Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde On A Fence	Helisoft	Talking Italian	Carefully Placed Periods
What's Worse?	Bright Eyes	Grosser Than Gross Kiss	Megastore, Megasale
What's Black?	Mama knows how to have fun	Playing Doctor	Adult Swim
Yo mama's So Old	Flour Patch	What did the blonde say after ...	72?
Yo mama's So Ugly	Baby Mama	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor
What, No Golden Goose?	Yo mama's So Stupid	Girls Just Wanna Have Fun	Taking Out the Garbage
Yo mama's So Stupid	Prostitiute's Friends	The Seven Dwarfs	Midgets Rock Las Vegas
Clinton's Safe Sex	Jenna's Predicament	Yo momma so dumb she ...	Hairclub for Women
Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	A Fart Smeller or A Smart Feller	Yo mama's...Ugly	Yo Mama... B#$%*
Mirror, Mirror	Annoying Boy on Bus	Yo mama's So Old	Lawyers Love Sushi!
Redneck Christmas Shopping	Yo mama's So Poor	www.YoMama	Blonde's Coffin
Factory Girl	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas	I scream for ice cream	Arctic Hooker
Bow-Legged Cowgirls	Yo Mama's So Fat... BVD's