Snack Food

What did the mother vampire say to her daughter when she picked up a tampon?

"Honey, no in-between meal snacks!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... C-Section	Redneck Bubble Baths	Espanol para Matadors	Clinton's Safe Sex
Old Lady Shakes	Yo mama's so fat... fell over	After Great Britain's Beer Festival...	Gold Digger
Confucius Say	Gorilla Control	Made in Canada	Yo Mama's so fat... scale
Blonde Who Has it All	Bird-Brained in Helopisa	Redneck's Last Words	Monks Made a Mistake
Yo mama's So Ugly	Yo Mama's so Fat... God	Fix This	Attack of the American Women
Redneck Accessories	Brunette, Blonde & Railroad Tracks	Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Dubya 'n' Drugs
Five Pounds of Fat	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Thank You For Flying With Us	Yo mama's so Nasty
The Muffler	6.9	Eating is a Sport	What Do I Look Like?
Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...
Witchy Women	Bush is a Puppet?	Elephant Time	A Few Good Lawyers
Fast Food for Rednecks	I want my MTV	Screw The World	Hanging With Rednecks
Government vs. Mafia	Democrat's Concession	Clinton's DNA	The Smartest Dog Ever
Hanging with Blondes	Yo mama's...Useless