Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Dinner's Ready!	Elevator Shoes	Tank Girl	Cartoon Animal Infidelity
Christmas in West Virginia	Did I do that?	Redneck Haircut	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say
Bush and Cheney Lunch	Yo mama's Teeth	Redneck in a Suit	Yo mama's So Fat
B-Day Sex	The Blind Man	Think About It	What's The Difference, Yo?
Take yo mama to work day	Perfect Penis	Flies on Poo	Free Sex Contestants
Cartoon Animal Infidelity	Yo mama's...Dumb	Yo mama's So Ugly	Lyin' Lawyer Laffs
Law School Graduation Gift	Four Men and Their Dogs	What is LXIX?	Baby, I've Got A Question For You
Blonde vs. Crime Rate	What would you do?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Southern Foreplay
From Cradle to Ladle	Bush on Unemployment Aid	Lawyer-Client Relations	Pee On A Ferrari
A Few Good Lawyers	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Coming to America	Bad Lawyer
Arkansas Toothbrush	Baby Talk	Yo mama's so dumb... hour	Birth Control
Confucius Say	Gonna Marry	If You Were my Husband...	Yo Daddy Is So Bald
Gary Condit Gets Down to Business	Blonde - Death in the Family