Important Question

How do you keep a terrorist from drowning?

Take your foot off his head.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	KFC: Our Daily Chicken	yo mama is so fat....	A blond decides she wants to go ice fishing. ...
Yo momma so stupid...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Jew Unit	Condit vs. Clinton
Yo mama's So Stupid	Snakeskin Punny	American Divorce	Yo Mama's so dumb... car
Mouth Organ	Losin' It	Redneck Ghost Story	Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked
Essential Army Stealth Equipment	You Might Be A Redneck...Total	Redneck Shopper	In a murder trial...
Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Heffahump	Thank You For Flying With Us
Bombing Works	Yo mama's So Dumb	Where do one legged people?	Yo Mama's So Country
Professor of Logic	Blonde's Bridge	Blonde...Passenger	That's A Buncha Bull
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Yo Mama's So Poor	Bring Your Daughter to Work Day	Blonde Diet
The Blind Guy Polemic	Post Turtle President	All-Time Favorite Blonde Hijinx!	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Blonde in Freezer	Banging and Banking	Virgins in Caves	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Blonde Skydiver	Yo Mama and Yo Daddy	Florida Orange Growers	Yo mama's so fat... Sherpas
Yo mama's Teeth	Dubya, Cheney & Jumbo