Dick 2 Balls

Q: What did the prick say to the balls?

A: You guys hang around here while I go inside!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Christmas Carol Parrot	The Painter & Her Eyesight	Guns don't kill....	The Quotable Marion Barry
Blonde at Starbucks	Abstinence	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Hard Drive
Bill Gates and General Motors	Make-a-Wish Foundation	Blond Father	That's crazy
Clinton & KFC	Blonde on the Run	Pickmeup	Mary Lou has the Last Laugh
Blondes and Iceberg	Monica's First Look	Doggy Style	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Human Resource Lingo	747 Full of Lawyers	George W. Bush was caught breaking	Blonde Riding Shotgun
Yo Mama's So Old	Blonde Brushing Hair	Brunette Shopping	You Might Be A Redneck...Deer
The Archaeologist's Wife	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Gone Camping
The Origin of Little Debbie	From Cradle to Ladle	Plaster Lawyers	Daddies Bond Over a Beer
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Bullwinkle	Grandma's Birthday	Lightbulb...Californians
The Top 6 Ways a Football is Like a Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid	Brunette Meets Genie	Female Comebacks
Microwave Cookery	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Guns don't kill....	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo Mama's So Fat... Drives	Bathtub Anxieties