Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's So Fat	Nursery Crimes	Monica's Testimony	The Shakes
Where Are My Meds?	Yo momma's so fat she has to polish her nails...	Peanut In Your Ear	Brunettes and God
Yo mama's...Fat	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	NASCAR	Redneck Drivers
Yo mama's So Stupid	The Witty Truck Driver	Yo mama's so fat... runs	Potential & Reality
Yo Mama's So Ugly... Taco Bell	Yo mama's So Stupid	Jerome is Dead!	Condom
Lip Service	Nutty Hunters	Blonde's Medical Exam	What Sex is Polly?
Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	The Redneck's Milk	Squirrel Kickin' Back	Yo mama's...Fat
Halloween Ha-Ha-Frickin'-Ha	I Am Confused. Really, Really Confused.	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	The Blonde's Roadside Emergency
Clinton Poll	Blondes and Fun	Yo Mama's So Fat... Noah's Ark	Man Quiz -- Are You Trained?
A Daring New Position	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	How Many Interns?
Three Gay Men	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Yo mama's so short...	Dear Old Dad
Very Helpful Blonde Inventions	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo Mama's So Fat... Waterbed	International Beer Syndrome
Deer Tracks	She Is So Blonde... Taco Bell