Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Saint Patrick's Day Bar Troubleshooting	What do puppies and gynecologists...	Helisoft	Daddy, What Is Sex?
Yo mama's So Poor	Jackass	Holy Water	Gary Condit's Lifeboat
This Joke is Bananas!	Helisoft	Clinton Abortion Bill	Pumpkin Pumper Pumped For Info
Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo mama's So Old	Monks Made a Mistake	From Cradle to Ladle
Like Father Like Son	The Blonde's Pregnancy Scare	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Get On The Bus
Girlfriend 1.0 -> Wife 1.0	Redneck Honeymoon	The Holy Water	The Annual Check-Up
Politically Speaking	Yo Mama's So Fat... Two Watches	Jane's Addiction	Law School Graduation Gift
A Real Ball Buster	Yo mama's nasty!	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Yo Mama's So Fat... Shadow
Gonna Marry	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch	Bad Day Blondie	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Corpsalicious!	Yo mama's So Fat	Fascinating	Yo Mama's so old... breast feeding
Redneck Job Interview	Dubya 'Do.	Set Me On Fire	Blonde and Blonder
Lawyers and God	Right of Way	Dynamite!	Redneck Job Interview
Please pass the mayo	Yo Mama's So Poor