Flies on Poo

There are two flies sitting on a pile of poo. One fly passes gas. The other fly looks at him and says, "Hey do ya mind? I'm eating here!"

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Comfortable	Yo mama's so Nasty	Hired Help	You Might Be A Redneck...Q-Tips
Monica's First Look	A Brief Visit to the Doctor	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fridge	Kiss Me I'm Blonde
The Worst Hostage Drama In The World	Arkansas: It's A Wild Place	Sex In Advertising	Name Those Tracks
Women vs. Dog Poop	Pee On A Ferrari	Things Just Fallin' Off	Yo mama's So Fat
Hot 'n' Heavy	One day a hunter was walking...	Cyber-Blonde 3	Blonde Nurse
Yo mama's so fat... door	Blonde and shower caps	Playing Doctor	Redneck Disaster
Chin nuts	Air Head on a Beer	Yo Mama's So Fat... Buffet	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde and a Brunette on a Cliff	You Might Be A Redneck	Blonde Brought Gun to Wedding	Yo Mama's Version of Safe Sex
Yo momma is so dumb that when the waiter ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Scrubs	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts	Yo Mama's So Small
What does Saddam and Fred Flintstone have in ...	Confucius Say	Yo Mama is So Stupid	Bush Does a Favor
Yo mama's So Stupid	Taxation	Mouth Organ	Christmas Bonus
You at the Yard Sale	Space Shuttle Redneck	If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Upside Down Blonde
Knock Knock... Sham	Mom's French Connection