A little boy wrote to Santa ...

One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."

Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Lost with Translation	A Zoo Story	Paper Street
Bzzzz	Monica's First Look	You Might Be A Redneck If...Bluebook	Yo mama's so stupid...
Blonde - Contractor	Code for Love	There was a man who loved baked beans...	The Golden Mug
A lady walks into her doctors office ...	Yo mama is so nasty...	Add It Up: Relationship Guide	The Seven Dwarfs
Yo Mama's Like a Brick	Coming to America	Blonde Lightbulb	Blonde...Bananas
Blonde on Blonde Jokes	Yo Mama's So Fat... Volkswagen	You Might Be In A Redneck Hotel	Virgins in Caves
Yo mamma's so retarded...	Video Blonde	Yo mama's So Hairy	Yo Mama's So Skinny
Return the Dog	Dear Abby: My husband is a liar and a cheat	Little Voice	You might be a redneck if you can french-kiss...
Railroad Redneck	Blonde in a Snowstorm	Teaching A Buncha Hooligans	Which Hole?
Factory Girl	Concorde Humor	Redneck Teeth	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate
Yo mama's So Short	Yo Mama's So Fat... Neck	DJ's First Day of School	Lesbian Eskimo
Me, I want a hoola hoop	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Blonde on Fire	Drastic Diet
So you want to marry a millionaire ?	You Might Be A Redneck...Fireworks