Blonde Tip-toe

Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?

A: So she wouldn't wake up the sleeping pills.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Eternal Optimist	Virgin Trucker	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Yo Po' and Yo Bathroom Be Nasty
Yo Mama's So Poor	Bill Of No Rights	Whistle While You Twurk	Made in Canada
Yo mama's So Fat	Government Tactics	The Hired Help	The Housebroken Redneck
Dear Old Dad	3 Men, 3 Wishes	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Poor
Gold Digger	Did I do that?	Cris Cross	Tickle These, Elmo
Yo Mama's House... Dusty	Things Dubya Shouldn't Say	Night Of The Living Dead	Al Gore's Piercings
Yo mama's So Stupid	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	Play Dead	Still Together
Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Hillary Clinton's OB-GYN	Name That Animal, Kids
Yo mama's So Fat	Morning at the White House	The Perfect Woman	Hanging with Blondes
Hans Across Iraq	The Redneck's Milk	Blonde...Bananas	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi
Yo momma so stupid...	Le Stinkers	Jane's Addiction	Screwed, For Sure
More Zombie Baby Jokes	Clinton's Finished Now	Yo mama's So Fat	Homosexual
Yo Mama's So Poor	Jack and Jill II