What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Streakers and Strokers	What do you call a blonde with a dollar ...	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List
If Ever You're Choking...	Lawyer and Vulture	Yo mama's so fat... walk around	Yo Mama... Shotgun
Redneck Teeth	Clinton & KFC	Two Sperm	Homosexual
George Bush is So Stupid...	A Hole in the Head	The Leper	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Angelic Love	Yo mama's So Fat	Jane's Addiction	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
Homeward Blonde	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Brunette Shopping	Law School Graduation Gift
Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Video Blonde	Guess Who?	The Origin of Little Debbie
The Answer	Democrat's Concession	Yo mama's So Old	The Blonde Hostess
Inoffensive Nicknames for Breasts	Bill Of No Rights	Flower Flub-o-rama	Bleachin Yo Mama
Sleepwalking Nun	Headache	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Sneezy
The Invention of the Copper Wire	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	The Blonde and the Zipper	Blonde Multiple Orgasms
Yo Mama's So Stupid... Illegitimate	Blonde's Appendicitis	Sorortiy sister, nympho & hooker	Yo mama's So Fat
69	Blonde Nurse