Birdie Poem

Birdie, birdie in the sky
Dropped some white stuff in my eye,
I'm a big girl I won't cry,
I'm just glad that cows don't fly.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

The Golfer	Wright, Right?	Lawyer and Sperm	New Priest In Town
Greek Navy	Genie and the Taliban	Blonde in the Third Grade	Pacific Ocean Lawyers
Go To The LMV	Ding Dong	Blond Father	Make-a-Wish Foundation
Brown and Serve	Yo mama's So Hairy	Blonde and Missed Bus	Accident on the Golf Course
Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Constipation	Pool	Yo Mama's So Hairy
Sex Relatively Speaking	Blonde's Earrings	Clinton's Interns	Milking it
Yo mama's So Stupid	Hoshimota	Question...Sex Change	77 vs 69
Monkey Business	The Blonde and the Worm	Sleeping Blonde	Yo mama's So Stupid
Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story	Divorce	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Yo Mama's Underwear
Dubya 'Do.	Twelve Inch Pianist	Scratch Those Thangs	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde in the Mirror	What's Your Poison?	A Roomful of Rednecks	The Blue Eye
Thermos and Blonde	Father to Blonde Daughter	Redneck Soccer	Dynamite!
Blonde in Grocery Store	Blondes Ain't Takin' No Shorts