Lawyer vs. Water Fowl

Q: What can a goose do, that a duck can't do and a lawyer should do?

A: Stick his bill up his ass.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Potatoes Hotatoes	Virgin Trucker	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	The Leprechaun Of The Bathroom
The Patient	Who Let The Blondes Out?	Door Hinge	Yo Mama's so stupid... supermarket
Feeling Like A Woman	The Last Southern Virgin	You Work for the Government When:	Four Men and Their Dogs
Yo mama's So Poor	Blonde's Earrings	Thanksgiving Everyday	Yo mama's So Poor
Surprise Package	Clinton's Finished Now	Doctor Demented	Blonde's Vocabulary
An Ugly Position	Yo Mama's So Fat... Spain	Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Wet Lawyers
Yo mama's... easy	Play Dead	Blonde in the Morning	Yo mama's...Forklift
Hot Air Balloon	Yo Mama's So Fat... Donut Shop	Bush Has a Short One	Atlanta School Board
Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Yo mama's...Ugly	I'd Rather Have a Puppy	Paris Native
Gassy Broad	Important Question	Yo Mama's So Poor... Her face	Brain Cell
Yo mama's so poor ...	A helping hand	Glories of old age	Dubya 'Do.
Le Stinkers	Highbrow Genital Jokes	Archeological Gag	Female Comebacks
Sneezy	If Resumes Told the Truth