Convenience Store

How are a blonde's legs like a convenience store?

They're always open.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ignorance	Okie Jokie	A Real Watch Dog	Bad Lawyer
Speaking Women-ese	A blonde comes home and finds her mom dead ...	What, No Golden Goose?	Yo mama's So Poor
What Are Ya, Chicken?	The Bill Clinton Sale	Dr. Love	Yo mama's So Fat
Clinton & A New Gallup Poll	Closer to God	Free Sex Contestants	Texan Poetry
Yo mama's...Stupid	Higher Larnin'	Little Leprechaun?	A guy walks into a coffee shop and sees ...
Slick Willy	Screw The World	Upside Down Blonde	Clinton's Safe Sex
Captured Blonde	Beer Consumption	Yo mama's...Greasy	Mouth Organ
Yo Mama's So Poor	Who dun it?	Mama mia, what's a honeymoon?	Tap Dancin'
Yo Mama's So Stupid	Why God Created Man	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder	Girls From Kentucky
Bad Lawyer	Thermos and Blonde	What a Gasser	Irish Cream
60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy	Yo mama's so stupid, condom	Testing, Testing	Clinton's DNA
Yo Mama's So Fat... Smoked	Yo mama's so short...	Female Lawyer vs. Pitbull	Yo mama's...Forklift
Yo mama's so stupid...	Wright, Right?