Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Q. Whats the difference between George W. ...	Yo Mama's a Saint	They''re Grrrrrreat	The Birds, The Bees, The Bushettes
Night Of The Living Dead	Nursery Crimes	Yo mama's football knowledge	Eating is a Sport
Snakeskin Punny	Yo Mama's So Dumb	Top 10 Funny Store Signs	Yo Mama's So Fat
Miracle Exercise	Clinton and Titanic	Parakeet Cereal	Iraqi Funerals
Take yo mama to work day	You So Ugly	Perfect Penis	Nutty Hunters
Call Me Back	Dumb as Rocks	Yo mama's So Stupid	Pop Goes The Blonde
Impotence	S & M	Redneck and Bugs	The Fishing Spot
The Raffle	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Stained	Deep In The Fourth Quarter
A man at a retirement home was walking ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Elevator	Sex and Air	Birdy
Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Surprise Package	A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Yo Mama's So Fat... High Heels #2
Blondes at Sea	Southern Values	I'll Broke That Stock, Nudge, Nudge	Yo mama's So Poor
Yo Mama's... Ugly	You Might Be A Redneck...Motor Oil	Yo Mama the Gourmet	Yo Mama's So Bald... Shower
Yo mama's So Fat... Skip	Lip Service