Wizard of Oz

A man jumps off a building at the same time that another man pisses. Which hits the ground first?

The piss, because nobody beats the Wiz!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Ooooh vs. Ahhhh	Men With No Arms or Legs	Using Computers for a Gratuitous Screw Reference	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Suicide Attempt	The Three Horses of the Apocalypse	Yo mama's So Poor	Adventures in Disneyland
Your mother is obese...	A Road Trip to Yo Mama	Rump Roastin'	Yo mama is a fatty
White, Slimy, & Horny	Yo mama's... Poor	Six Hours to Live	Red Ring
Redneck Wedding	Baby Talk	Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Bear and Toilet
Homeward Blonde	Potential & Reality	Higher Larnin'	What's funnier than a zombie baby?
Redneck Ghost Story	Jack and Jill II	Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Grandma's Birthday
Yo mama's so fat... fell over	Lawyers Love Sushi!	Blond Father	Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods
Gross Siamese Tongue	There were two blondes at the park...	Bush's Favor	Yo mama's so stupid... Wu-tang
Finder's keepers	Redneck Honeymoon	Yo Mama's So Poor	Rooster Prozac
History Remembers Bill Clinton	Gross Cornflakes	Yo Mama's So Bald... Rub	How does herpes leave the hospital?
Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Bed Football	BlondeMotorWorks	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here
Yo mama's so poor ...	A blonde was working on a puzzle. After ten ...