Yo mama's So Fat... Lifeguard

Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's so fat... drive-in	Clear Blue Easy	Words Of Wisdom, Graduates!	Redneck's Last Words
Baby Mama	Voodoo Enronomics	Christmas Carol Parrot	Weiner Eater
A Blonde with Earrings	Sports and Virility	Mouth Organ	Blonde and Rock n' Roller
Questions Not To Ask In Foreign Lands	Blonde Looking for a Job	yo mama's hair...	Men's English
Seasick	Stumbling and Mumbling	Political Pampers	Yo mama's So Stupid
Goverment Wrestling Federation	Blonde and shower caps	Chin nuts	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Blonde's Medical Exam	Clinton Stew	The Confessional	What Do I Look Like?
Sex Advice	Eternity	Birdy	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Ladder
Lunch Anyone?	Ba Ba Black Sheep	Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior	Arkansas Toothbrush
Concorde Humor	Arkansas Toothbrush	Yo mama's so dumb...	Two Men and A Refrigerator
Yo mama and a rat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Farted	Yo mama's So Poor	A setback in Iraqi-American relations
Blonde Girlfriend	Free Sex with Fill Up	You Might Be A Redneck If...Genitalia	Redneck Anthem
Little Johnny Gives to the Sick	3 Vampires