Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Eat Your Vegetables	Blonde Jokes...Or Are They?	Yo mama's...Skinny	Clinton & KFC
KFC: Our Daily Chicken	They''re Grrrrrreat	Redneck Religiousity	Bone Diggers
No Special Sauce?	Yo mama's So Fat	Fat Woman	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Nursery Crimes	The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	Blonde and Tracks
Slick Willy	Sleeping Blonde	Boyfriend, Granpa and Rover	The Lawyer and the Roadkill
Yo mama's...Stupid	Play Dead	Blonde Trying to Eat	What's That, Tampon?
Redneck Sex Ed	Yo mama's...Kidnappers	You might be a redneck if...	Political Pampers
Yo mama's so fat... monster truck	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...	Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo Mama's So Country
Yo Mama's Feet	One hungry Bush...	Dictaphone	Hide the Duke
Clinton, Bush, and Washington...	Hoshimota	What P.M.S. Stands For	Lepechaun at Augusta
Blonde Puzzle	Proverbs	Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Getting Flowers
Law School for Nuns	Blonde in a Swimming Race	Blondes Strike Back	Magic Watch
Big Ben Blonde	Bill Gates' Honeymoon