Michael Jackson shops at Wal-Mart

Q: Why did Michael Jackson run to Wal-Mart?

A: Boys pants were half off.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

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Fast Food	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Hole in One	Yo Mama's So Ugly
JFKaput	Donkey and Onion	Yo Mama's So Fat... Phone Book	Yo mama's...Fat
Redneck Teeth	Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo Mama's So Country	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll
One Good Deed	Guess Who?	The Quotable Marion Barry	River Deep
Into the Dust Bin Laden of History	Comin' 'Cross the Ohio River	Yo mama's so Fat	Yo mama's so fat... swimming
Surprise Package	We Don't Swerve Blondes Here	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Grosser than gross.. underwear
Yo mama's so fat... Redwoods	Circumcisional Evidence	Yo mama's teeth are so yellow...	Party!
Redneck Job Interview	Gay Church	Yo Mama's So Stank... OE	Broom Factory
Hot Dog	Bad Case of the Stutters	Another Dumb Blonde	Blonde Overdue
The Redneck-Unabomber Connection	Sleep Now	California Gay Whale	Yo mama's So Fat... Leather
The Dynamite Kid	String in the Pants = Clean Hands	Blonde Tip-toe	Nutty Hunters
Blondes and Gas Stations	The 11th Commandment