Monica & The Rest Of Us

Q: What's the difference between Monica
Lewinsky and the rest of us?
A: To get some dick in the White House, we just voted!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde and Genie	Men With No Arms or Legs	Tricky, Tricky
Pacific Ocean Lawyers	Urinalotta Trouble	Don't Eat the Brown Ones	OJ's Airport Limo Service
Hannibal Lecter 'n' Britney	Be Careful What You Wish For	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer	Yo mama's...Fat
69	Q. How many lawyer jokes are there?	Snoop Doggs Teeth...	Blonde Braincells
Bishop And The Ass	Condom Dog	TeleBlond	The Jewish Vote
What are you thinking about?	Yo mama's Teeth	Yo mama's...Fat	Girls From Kentucky
Blonde in a Snowstorm	Bubble Blowing Duckies	Britney ain't no Barbie Doll	THE DAILY SHOW HEADLINES
Rednecks' Teeth	Cannibals	Penis Requests a Raise	Fred bin Flintsone
A Few Good Lawyers	Blonde on the Run	A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	Yo mama's...Fat
Disarming the Guard	Our Stupid Apartment's On Fire!	Mom and Dad were trying to console Suzie...	Osama is Celebate
What Sex is Polly?	Mountain Bike	Juicy Squirt	The Burning Building
The Wonder Bra	Yo mama's...Fat	Thermos and Blonde	Yo mama so fat...
Lincoln, JFK, & Crazy Coinkydinks	Rogaine and Viagra