Lawyers 'n' Shingles

Q: How many lawyers does it take to roof a house?

A: Depends on how thin you slice them.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

You Might Be A Redneck If...Pool Table	Yo mama's So Fat	Breadcrumbs in the Toilet	Ways to Tell a Redneck is on Your Computer
Yo mama's so fat... motorcycle	Dumb mama joke	Yo Mama's So Stupid... Tripped	National Bird
Feeling Like A Woman	A Real Ball Buster	Yo Mama Laundromat	What do you call a blond with half a brain?
Pervert Psychiatrist	Redneck Pants	Gary Condit's Lifeboat	The Living Statues
Hey Hey Fat Mama	Lawyers Off Bridge...	Yo Mama's So Fat... Both	Ultimate Rejection
Yo Mama's so ugly... smiles	Hairclub for Women	Burying Osama	Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Lawyer
Where did it go?	That Fly	Blondes and Buses	Eating is a Sport
A blonde was out on a date. Her date said ...	50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...	Blonde in the Mirror	State Slogans
A woman wearing a strapless gown and ...	Horse Tears	Circumcision...At Your Age?	The Fly
32 Rednecks	Dubya, Obviously Not Jewish	Yo Daddy Is So Bald	Taliban Bingo
Talk Dirty to Me	Optimistic Jack	Big Tongue	If Ever You're Choking...
Hard Drive	Movie Magic	What's the difference between a blonde...	RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES
Lake Wannaswimma	Blonde on the Computer