Attention Shoppers!

Why did Michael Jackson rush to Wal-Mart?

Because he heard kids pants were half-off!

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Dumb	Doe a Deer	Virgins in Caves	Yo mama's so fat... Hopscotch
Branch-Davidians	Code for Sex	Door Hinge	Chilled Crabs
Peanut In Your Ear	Deathbed Lawyer	Soapy Sales	You Might Be A Redneck If...Whiskey
Burger King	Electric Nut	Confessions Of Sodom	Yo mama's So Ugly
Yo mama's...Fat	Blonde Destroyer	A Horse Walks Into a Bar	Blonde...Faxes
Blonde and shower caps	Osama in the Holy Land	Three Girls in the Desert	Yo Mama's So Stupid
Women vs. Dog Poop	Dr. Dre's Prognosis	Penguin and The Mechanic	Man and Pharmacist
Redneck Restroom	Osama Mama	Yo Mama's So Fat... Stomach	Yo mama and a rat
Spermally Speaking	You Might Be A Redneck If...Toilet	Stumbling and Mumbling	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Bouncing Baby Boy Balls	Magic Watch	Blonde in Grocery Store	Yo mama's...Fat
Bubba Died in a Fire	Two Things In The Air	Help Me, I'm On A Date	Get yo fingers bit
Tick, Tick, Tick, Tick, Broom!	Streakers and Strokers	Ten Husbands, Still a Virgin	Warning! Incredibly Harmful Virus!
Lightbulbs vs Pregnant Women	Screwdrivin' Clinton