Saddam Hussein in a Foxhole

You are stuck in a foxhole with a cobra, Saddam Hussein, a lawyer, and only two bullets in your gun. What do you do?

Shoot the lawyer twice.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's... Ugly	Yo Mama... Shotgun	Natural Blonde	Redneck Anthem
We're Studying Hard	Unlikely	Intellectual Bathroom Graffiti	Yo Mama's... Ugly
Blonde on the Run	Adventures in Disneyland	It Ain't Margarita	Redneck Pants
Love Is Blindness	Dr. Feelgood	Iraqi Law	Blonde Bicycle
Clinton's Favorite Card Game	Perfect Penis	A Blonde's Brain At Work	Survivor for Alabamans
North vs. South	Old People And Nastiness	Upholding the Cloth	Clemson Wedding -- A long, true story
Thank You For Flying With Us	Times When the F-word Was Appropriate	Yo mama's had more pricks than...	Little People have little...
Blondes in a Convertible	500 lawyers in the ocean	Yo Mama's So Fat... Klumps	Gorilla in Heat
Yo mama's so fat... train	Yo mama's so hairy...	Bullwinkle	Bad Lawyer
A Crappy Date (A True Story)	Dubya Quotes	Taxation	The Wonder Bra
Olllllld Lawyer	A Mall Order	Latex Gloves	A Real WANGsta
I feel like chicken tonight	Mrs. Shagwell	Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's...Fat
Paying the Price of Marriage	Cook