Gary Condit's Fowl Behavior

Gary Condit quit politics and got a job at KFC. Why did they fire him?

He couldn't keep his hands off the legs and breasts.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Talking Blondes	Lawyer and Sperm	Yo mama's So Stupid	Le Stinkers
Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Mail Order Blonde	You are a Redneck...	You are a Redneck...
A trucker picks up a hitchhiker...	Yo mama's So Poor	Brown and Serve	Punk 'n' Parrot
What's the difference between a...	Yo Mama's Scalp Condition	The Blonde and Boyz II Men	Yo mama's so nasty, I came over and asked...
Yo mama's So Old	Blondes 'n' Birth Control	Scags Who Blew Bill	Yo mama's had more pricks than...
What, No Golden Goose?	Bush on Unemployment Aid	The Farmer's Daughters	Name Those Tracks
Clinton Stew	Never Seen A Priest	Father to Blonde Daughter	Racists and Lightbulbs
The Blonde and the Librarian	Yo mama so stupid...	Blondes and Fun	She's So Blonde
Yo mama's so poor... drive-bys	Winter Lovers	A Mall Order	Laxative Cough Therapy
The Chinese Workman	Cow with No Legs	Yo mama's...Fat	Yo Mama's So Fat... Silver Shovel
A tourist walks into a curio shop and sees ...	Animal House	On a Deserted Island	Osama Mama
The Grand Forks Flood Film	A bunch of Saddam Hussein's body doubles ...	Bubba Died in a Fire	Blondes and Bricks
Blonde in the Third Grade	Bamming in 'Bama