Yo mama's so fat... hot dogs

Your Mama's so fat, the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Blonde Crossing	Yo Mama's So Fat... measurements	Voices! Voices! Shut up!	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
RANDOM AND CHEAP MARTHA STEWART JOKES	That's A Buncha Bull	The Answer	Yo Mama's... Ugly
George and Laura Bush were on a private...	Yo mama's So Fat	A Mall Order	THE DRUNK
Dogs Take Their Licks	How to Know if You're a Redneck Jedi	Hot Tomato	Shriveled Lovin'
The Size of the Ranch	Goose & Lawyer	Blonde Destroyer	Five Minutes to Midnight
Yo Mama's So Poor... Bathroom	Blonde Basement	Yo Mama's So Fat... Swim	Wet Lawyers
A Blonde, the Beach, and...Beer?	The Lawyer & The Dead Man	You Might Be A Redneck...	You Silly Blonde. Don't You Get It?
Eternity	It's What's For Dinner	Made in Canada	Blonde and a Sock
Ha, The Joke's On You	Harvard, Yale, and Urinal Etiquette	Jesus and Moses	Some Supermodel Insight
Taxation	Blonde and Genie	The Blondes and the Rocking Party	Two blondes are walking down a road...
Professor of Logic	Redneck Shopper	Blonde Joke	Yo mama's...Fat
Wedding Night	Blonde's Favorite Nursery Rhyme	Dog Days	Hard Sleepin'
Lawyers vs Prostitutes	Blonde Overdue