70 Ways to keep a women happy

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Branch-Davidians	Clinton and a lightbulb	Bra & Hat	Bill Gates' Hard Drive
What did the blonde say after ...	Osama and Saddam are walking through a ...	Work Blows	Osama Gets Loaded
Yo mama's football knowledge	Sneezy	Yo Mama's So Stupid	72?
A Mall Order	The CIA had an opening for an assassin.	Student Nurse	Iraqi Funerals
Dentata	Bush and Bill	Blonde and Rock n' Roller	Yo mama's so dumb... battery
Blonde Grenadier	Blonde Data	Red Ring	Monica's New Boyfriend
Taking Out the Garbage	Swinging Redneck	Dirty Tricks	Yo mama's So Fat... born
Yo mama's...Fat	Bed Football	Yo Mama's So Fat... Army	Stooooopid Mama
Yo Mama Laundromat	Blonde in Your Fridge	Clinton's Bookmarks	Lawyer Stamps
Yo mama's So Fat	Yo mama's So Stupid	Fishing for a Week	Penguin and The Mechanic
Turtle Soup	Ouch!	Getting Flowers	Yo mama's So Ugly
Blonde in a Tree	Blonde, Santa, Pregnant Woman	Yo mama's So Fat	Gassy Broad
Yo Mama's So Fat.. Thong	Bad Case of the Stutters