70 Ways to keep a women happy

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Miracle Exercise	An Ugly Position	You Work for the Government When:	The Lawyer's Funeral
Yo Mama's So Fat... X-Files Tee	Clinton's Favorite Card Game	The Wrinkled Nightgown	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant
Fred bin Flintsone	Yo mama's so ugly... met yo daddy	Rise and Shine	Shriveled Lovin'
Blonde in Grocery Store	Meat Department	The Monkey Goes Where the Wind Blows ...	From Cradle to Ladle
Yo mama's So Poor	Thanksgiving Everyday	Hanging With Rednecks	Lunch Anyone?
If Ever You're Choking...	Fooled You	Yo mama''s so dumb, her favorite color is ..	Yo mama's...Stupid
Redneck Disaster	Tales From The Shire	Jokes On You, Teacher	Pickle Slicer
High Stakes	Men 'n' Lightbulbs	Yo mama's So Fat... Planets	Ouch!
Yo mama's So Poor	Reverend	Terrifyingly Horrible Ghost Jokes	Bar... Alabama
Clinton's Protection	Para-shoot	Yo Mama's So Fat... Got Lost	Yo Mama's So Ugly
Some Topical Bobbitt Humor	Blonde Multiple Orgasms	Don't Step Out of the Car	Elephant and Man
Yo mama's So Poor	Yo mama's So Stupid	What's Rough and Hairy?	Yo Mama's So Fat... Highway 59
Tiny Headed Man	Twelve Inch Pianist