70 Ways to keep a women happy

There are 70 ways to keep a woman happy

One is to take her shopping.

The rest is 69.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Yo Mama's So Fat... National Weather Agency	I Nearly Pissed Myself	Bush BM	Redneck Bubblebath
The Quotable Marion Barry	Yo mama's Teeth So Crooked	Yo mama's So Stupid	Bill Gates Buys Some Lovin'
Yo mama's So Ugly	Major Crackage	Houston Schoolin'	Roman Warrior
Peopling The Earth	Two fraternity brothers...	Redneck Ghost Story	Urinalotta Trouble
Iraqi Law	The Vampire	Little Voice	In the back woods of Arkansas...
Yo mama's So Fat	Jane's Addiction	Morning at the White House	Did you hear....?
Yo Mama's So Skinny	Yo Mama's So Fat... Car	Heaven's Shining Waters	Where do one legged people?
A blonde was cooking dinner	Riding in Cars With Boys	Pump Kin	In All the Land
Lay off	Pleasure vs. Disgrace	You Might Be A Redneck...Drunk	Poor Old Man
Cris Cross	Made in Canada	Horse Tears	Yo mama's...Stupid
The Dirty Wife	Doctor, Doctor! Gimme The News!	At the Pharmacy	You Might Be A Redneck...Expert
Bush and Bill	Martha Stewart's Holiday To-Do List	Gross Grandma	Vending Machine and Blonde
Yo mama's So Flat	Did you hear....?