What's Worse?

What's worse than having termites in your piano?

Crabs on your organ.

.: Random 50 Funny Jokes

Things Found Only In America	M&M's	Marriage Requirments	Yo mama's So Fat
Blonde Boobies	Lawyers and God	Sexual Confessional	The New 69
Major Crackage	Grandma Likes it H-A-R-D	Yo Mama's So Smelly... Deordorant	Yo mama's So Old
Yo Mama's So Fat... Run	Yo Mama's...Fat	Bill Clinton and Senator Hillary Clinton...	Punk 'n' Parrot
Yo Mama's So Fat... Trip	Genetics Gone Horribly, Horribly Wrong	Helisoft	Monica's First Look
Elvis vs. Al Gore	The Test	Why'd The Redneck?	Lawyer in a Tree
What is grosser than gross?	Yo mama's...Blue Bathing Suit	Runny Noodle	Yo mama's So Stupid
Yo Mama's So Short... Run	You Might Be A Redneck If...Fight Song	Yo mama's So Ugly	Wal-marks the spot
Testing, Testing	Screwed, For Sure	Wallet and Genitals	Bird and Bloke
Yo mama's So Poor	Chicken Crossfire	Five Days of Christmas	Three Girls Go Camping
Yo mama's so fat... beeper	Vaseline Knob	Gross Grandma	Smurfette
If Dear Abby Were Dear Albert	Yo mama's so fat... rehab...	3 blondes jump off a building ...	Swicth Hands
Yo mama's So Stupid	Yo mama's So Fat